MAY 13th - Don't be the Boxer



This day in 1992 was the Scrapple in the Apple. What was the Scrapple in the Apple, you ask? Well that was when Howard Stern goaded Geraldo Rivera into boxing Frank Stallone on TV. Frank Stallone, brother of Sly aka Rocky Balboa aka Rambo, and a person who actually had 24 prior amateur boxing matches. Frank wasn’t Howard’s first choice, but Robert Conrad and G. Gordon Liddy couldn’t come to terms, so Geraldo had to get in the ring for 3 two-minute rounds with Frank Stallone. And Geraldo got his ass-kicked. I’m won’t say that Geraldo deserved to get his nose broken (again), but as I’ve stated previously, he did play a part in killing a lot of collective brain cells in this country with his talk show. He does have guts though. There is no lay-down in that feathery-moustached man. Frank Stallone tried to beat it out of him, and he couldn’t do it. That’s admirable. It’s not the best quality to have, but it’s a good one. It would probably be better to have Howard Stern’s power of persuasion and hype, but not everyone has figured out how to make a living by asking people dirty questions. Plus, if there’s one thing I know about boxing it’s don’t be the boxer--be the manager/promoter/guy he gets the money without getting his nose broken. If you can ever be the person who doesn’t get his/her nose broken, you should go ahead and do that. Even if you’re Geraldo.

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