FEBRUARY 23rd - You Can't Hate 88



On this day in 2014, Dale Earnhardt Jr. won his second Daytona 500, ten years after winning his first. Cause you can’t hate 88. Especially considering how big of an icon his father was in the racing world and how long it took Dale Sr. to win his first Daytona. Plus Jr. is a ginger. Not that being a ginger prohibits you from winning the Daytona 500, but there really aren’t many red-headed athletes out there. Bill Walton. Shaun White. Chuck Norris, if you count karate. That’s about it. You have to give Jr. some props. I’m giving him props, and I’ve never been big into NASCAR. Not that I think what they do doesn’t take skill and stamina. And the appeal of being able to bring your own alcohol into the event is a winner. So there are definitely some pluses to consider. I just never found the constant left turns for hours to be all that riveting. But maybe it’s one of those things you come to appreciate through time and persistence. Like beer. Or scotch. Which you could drink while watching cars take all those left turns. But, of course, maybe you come to appreciate those two due to the fact that drinking too much of either can make you feel like you’re the king of the world. Or that, you know, you just won the Daytona 500. As a red-head. Cause you can’t hate 88.

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