AUGUST 29th - Time Will Tell



On this day last year, Austrian and British scientists successfully grew a three-dimensional model of an embryonic human brain. These “cerebral organoids” are grown from stem cells with a mixture of nutrients in a spinning chamber. There is a bunch of other scientific mumbo-jumbo that I’m not going to delve into because frankly I’m not sure how much I can type the word organoid before throwing up a little in my mouth. I realize that the use of stem cells is controversial issue, and I’m not here to judge either way. I’m just astounded by the fact we can grow baby brains. I spend at least an hour a week looking for my keys, and we can grow baby brains. Seriously, I locked myself out of the house last week and had to use the doggie door to get back in, and we can grow baby brains. Regardless of your political or religious beliefs that is pretty amazing. But it also makes me a little miffed. Some of you may know where I’m going with this. That’s right. Hoverboards. We can grow brains. Baby brains, but still. Grow them. But we can’t make a hovering skateboard. I mean what would happen to a young man who used a DeLorean to travel into the past and successfully reunited his parents after accidentally setting them on different paths and then traveled back to the present, where he learned his future was in jeopardy, so he traveled back to the future without the hoverboard? The Tannens would win, that’s what would happen. I know I’ve brought this up before. And I don’t mean to harp. I don’t even own a skateboard. But really. We can grow baby brains. Hoverboards need to happen. I guess time will tell.

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