JULY 4th - It was the Only Time



On this day in 1776, Thomas Jefferson was impressed.

FREEDOM! Happy Independence Day!

This day has been Marked.

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

AUGUST 23rd - History of the One-Way

Image
On this day in 1617, the idea of the one-way street was supposedly introduced in London in the alleys near the River Thames. I’m not sure why London was on the cutting edge of traffic direction, though Albemarle Street, which is acknowledged as the first one-way street, was designated as such because the scientific lectures given there in the early 1800s were so popular. Why wouldn't they be? I can’t really imagine why a one-way street in 1617 would be necessary, but then I can’t really imagine what London in 1617 was like at all. I’m fresh out of people to interview too. Unless the Highlander is real. Just as well. Interviews take a long time. And the person inevitably goes off on tangents. Look, I’m sure the story of how you “accidentally” ingested psychedelic mushrooms while trekking across the Pacific Northwest in your hippie days and met your first wife, Wind Lover, is an incredible story, but I merely asked if you were currently married. It’s a yes or no question. Without the...
Read more

JANUARY 6th - The Butler vs. The Butcher

Image
On this day in 1681, Christopher Monck, the 2nd Duke of Albemarle, organized the first recorded boxing match. He got (made) his butler fight his butcher for a prize. The butcher won. So the first boxing match was some bored, rich, royal making his servants fight each other? Kind of explains a lot about boxing. “You there, butler. You shall fight my butcher here in a series rounds until it is evident that one of you is the superior fighter. I shall give the winner one night’s sleep in the residence quarters. Pip-pip.” Now maybe this was not how it went down at all. Perhaps the good Duke was just trying to revitalize an ancient Greek sport and figured doing so under his own scrutinous eye would be the most prudent way to ensure its regulation and survival. I kind of think he was just bored and wanted to watch his butler fight his butcher. But is anyone surprised that the butcher won? I mean how many fighters have had the nickname “The Butcher?” It wasn’t Ron “The Butler” Strander, now wa...
Read more

APRIL 9th - Sticking It Out

Image
On this day in 1979, the longest doubles table tennis match in the history of human existence began in Sacramento, California. The match ended on April 13 and lasted 101 hours 1 minute and 11 seconds. 101 hours! That’s a long ass time to be hitting a tiny ping-pong ball. It a long ass time to be doing anything really. Alright, not anything. Being married for only 101 hours won’t win you any longevity awards. But it will beat Britney Spears’ first marriage. It’s not a particular long career in the Majors, but hell, Moonlight Graham only got a single game. You could fit 4 or 5 games into an 101 hr span. But for the most part, an activity lasting 101 hours is a long ass event. Ping-pong can be riveting and all, especially when the players meat out, but I would think things might get a little monotonous after like the first five hours. Ping. Pong. Ping. Pong. Ping. Pong. Pong. Ping. I’m putting myself to sleep just thinking about it. Sleeping for 101 hours would be nice. Nicer than playing...
Read more