MAY 2nd - Nessie vs. The Giant Squid



On this day in 1933, the reported sighting of the Loch Ness Monster made headlines in the local Inverness Courier and went viral. Or the equivalent of going viral back in 1933. The monster captured the imagination of the United Kingdom. Even more so when a photograph of the beast surfaced a year later. Rewards were offered. More sightings occurred. Theories posited. Some people thought the monster was a Plesiosaurus that had survived somehow. Or some prehistoric whale with a serpentine neck. In 1994 the picture was proven a hoax, but by that time Nessie had been ingrained into cultural history. A mythical creature as sought after as Bigfoot or the Yeti. If there is a creature stalking the depths of Loch Ness, that’s great. But I don’t see the necessity of creating a hoax for a sea creature. I get Bigfoot. Missing link and all that. But sea creatures? Have you seen a giant squid? I don’t mean in real life, I mean have you ever googled images of a giant squid? That thing is prehistoric, man. We don’t need to invent creatures to evoke wonder and awe. They are already here. Just look at a hummingbird. How does its heart not explode? Bees shouldn't be able to fly. Or the duck-billed platypus. Thing is like a living Turducken. And in the ocean? There are probably things living in the depths we don’t even know about. So while the legend of Nessie is cool and exciting, it really isn’t necessary except maybe to scare kids. And beside the fact that some dude named Steve says Nessie is actually a really big catfish, a giant squid would probably devour it anyway.

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