NOVEMBER 30th - Getting hit by a Space Rock is Cooler than Being aScientologist



On this day in 1954, Elizabeth Hodges was sleeping on her couch in Sylacauga, Alabama (because what else is there to do in Sylacauga, Alabama) when an 8.5 lb sulfide meteorite crashed through her roof, bounced off her radio, and struck Mrs. Hodges' hip. Unfortunately, because real life is not a comic book, she was not imbued with any supernatural powers. She didn’t even become super smart like John Travolta did in Phenomenon when that flash of light struck him. Of course that flash of light was actually a tumor, and a flash of light is not an 8.5 lb space rock, but that was a cool movie (even though the proceeds probably helped to get crazy Scientologists to forsake their children and get to a higher level of clear). But getting back to Mrs. Hodges, at least it was a rock and not a big, ole frozen chunk of poopy like in Joe Dirt (also a cool movie). All Mrs. Hodges actually got was a hell of a bruise and to become the first person in modern times to be struck by a meteorite. Could have been cooler, but could have been worse too. Which is where most incidents fall on the spectrum of life events. Things could always be cooler, but they could also always be worse. Getting hit by a space rock is not that cool (though it would give you a certain amount of street cred), but it’s cooler than getting your brain washed into believing that aliens inhabit your soul or whatever nonsense Scientologists spout out to their minions.

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