JANUARY 13th - Old People Can Lie Too



On this day in 1985, 99 year-old Otto Bucher made a hole-in-one on the 130 yd 12th hole of the La Manga Golf Club in Spain. The record has since been broken, and I believe it is currently held by an 103 year-old American male. But Otto’s record stood for 16 years, so I’m assuming he died while still holding it. Unless he lived until he was 115 years old, which is not out of the realm of possibility, but highly unlikely. I mean Methuselah lived to be 969. And that was back when medicine couldn’t effectively counteract any type of infection. You cut yourself on a branch collecting berries for the family? Sorry buddy, but you’re probably going to die. You ever think that maybe Methuselah just lived to be like 50, thus outliving everyone who knew how old he really was by 20 years, and just started telling people he was 960-something years-old? I mean who could have refuted him? But biblical interpretations aside, a hole-in-one at 99 is pretty darn impressive. Thomas Jefferson probably wouldn’t be impressed, but then he once saw a shape-shifting Iroquois turn into a hawk and fly away. “If this peyote was any good,” he said “he would have turned into a Pegasus.” Then he walked into the desert and tripped alone until he found his spirit animal. So TJ probably would have just scoffed that hole was short and the shot was mere luck, but for everybody else just staying upright for 12 holes at age 99 is a pretty big deal. Unless Otto was really only 72 and just lied to everybody like Methuselah may have done. Or perhaps the creepy Methuselah in the video is telling the truth and people lived to 900 all the time before the Great Flood. Who knows? Old people can lie too, you know. Either way, Otto Bucher made a hole-in-one on this day in 1985, and you can’t take that away from him.

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